No joke man, this TPP stuff that’s in the news made me think of Homepin and their Thunderbirds project at first. So that’s how mangled this hobbie’s got me.
I really hope someone sees this and decides to do a project pin.
Edit: Convert a Hercules, because a Trump pin would have to be HUGE!
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WPPR 5.3 will eliminate the super-pointfest that is NYC’s Modern Pinball (see latest results).
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Drain the swamp of special interests?
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Millions of dead people competed at INDISC 2017, boosting the WPPR value. Karl’s current ranking is a lie!
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Can confirm:
• Was at INDISC
• Am dead
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I’ve concluded my investigation into the massive player fraud. The evidence is overwhelming. From here on out, all tournament players must:
- Wear a heart monitor, with a little speaker attached so we can hear their heartbeat and confirm that they’re alive.
- Upon registering for a tournament, they must show ID.
- Must be able to sign their name and birthdate with flourish (this will help ensure that they’re not impersonating someone, since it’s well-known that impersonators will struggle to sign a fake name).
- When signing up, all players must stare deep into the eyes of the TD and pledge allegiance to Gorgar, the demi-God of pinball.
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Place your left hand on the rulebook, repeat after me;
You got me Gorgar
Beat me you
Me beat Gorgar
You hurt me
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