I feel the frustration, especially when it's that crucial shot, like the Final Draw on WCS or the snack bar on CFTBL.
I suppose this would go toward "Bricklayer" as well.
Also, "Brickhouse" maybe? If your Bricklaying leads to a very low scoring ball?
By the way, there will be more words on the NPD with no link yet. It's a preview of the unfinished posts. The goal is to consolidate the stuff from reddit/pinside/facebook/twitter/etc. in favor of using this topic on TILTForums as the primary sub-page for the New Pinball Dictionary.
The sharks are in the water, and the keys are in the jet ski's ignition ...