I am a man of many temper tantrums:
The Chewbacca: Which can be seen preformed by me in the CBS news clip about the pinball gangs of Portland at about 2:37. NEWS STORY
The Stand Up Comic: Where you repeatedly ask the machine “ARE YOU KIDDING ME?” over and over again.
The Magnus Ver Magnusson: Wherein you, with your hands still in the flipper postion, push the machine across the room as if your were competing in some sort of “World’s Strongest Man” Competition.
The Dial “Ohhhh!” for Operator: (This only works if the operator is there at the time.) Simply turn to them and say "It would be great if you could fix (insert whatever shot you bricked six hundred times) so the game played right!"
The Witnesses: When then ball drains two hundred points from the GC and you start spewing obscenities so vile that it would make Red Foxx blush. Only to turn and remember you are in a coffee shop, every person in the place is staring at you, and has been for a while. Because you weren’t only swearing when the ball drained, but at every close shot and inlane bounce since you hit the start button.
Just to name a few…