I was playing around with Bard today and asked it to write a script for a scene in a comedy movie where Jeff Teolis is crafting a press release detailing his takeover of the International Flipper Pinball Association.
Sure, here is a script for a scene in a comedy movie where Jeff Teolis is crafting a press release detailing his takeover of the International Flipper Pinball Association:
INT. JEFF’S OFFICE - DAY
Jeff Teolis, a middle-aged man with a receding hairline and a cheap suit, sits at his desk, typing furiously on his computer. He is surrounded by empty pizza boxes and empty beer bottles.
JEFF
(to himself)
Come on, Jeff, you can do this. Just a few more words and you’re done.
He finishes typing and reads over his press release.
JEFF
(to himself)
Perfect. This is going to be great.
He hits send and then leans back in his chair, satisfied.
JEFF
(to himself)
There. Now the whole world knows that I’m the new king of pinball.
He takes a swig of his beer and then picks up his phone. He dials a number.
JEFF
(on the phone)
Hey, it’s Jeff. I just wanted to let you know that I’ve taken over the IFPA.
There is a pause on the other end of the line.
JEFF
(on the phone)
Yeah, I know. It’s a long story. But I’m in charge now.
There is another pause.
JEFF
(on the phone)
What? No, I’m not kidding. I’m the new president of the IFPA.
There is a third pause.
JEFF
(on the phone)
Look, I’m not going to argue with you. I’m the new president, and that’s that.
He hangs up the phone and takes another swig of his beer.
JEFF
(to himself)
Man, I can’t believe I just did that. I’m the president of the IFPA.
He stands up and walks over to the window. He looks out at the city below.
JEFF
(to himself)
The world is my oyster.
He smiles and takes another swig of his beer.
@PinballProfile is that about how you envision it going down?
